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More Cures for Female Hysteria

Louise Erdrich - Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Perhaps it is the most recent snowstorm -- these spring blizzards try the spirit.   Or perhaps it was the dust bunny the size of an actual rabbit.   Whatever.   Since the last communique -- can I say that instead of blog please --  I've become increasingly interested in cures for hysteria.   According to The Science of Human Life, published in 1921  . . . hysteria is not made up only of fits; its symptoms are strange and wonderful.  They take so many forms, vary so immensely in different cases, and so mimic almost every other disease under the sun, that it will be both impossible and useless to mention half, or indeed a tenth part, of them.

My last symptom took the form of ridding the house of electronic junk.  As if in vengeful sympathy my MacBook Pro turned on my trusty iMac (retro-future design, bright turquoise, I have two of them).  My new stuff refuses to recognize files from my old stuff.   New mysterious stuff is snubbing old mysterious stuff.  End times are near.

And from the news it seems the world is falling apart.  Could downloading the Word of God onto a Kindle be contributing?  Rest easy, dear Dolores, I don't think so.  I saw a real Gutenberg Bible at the J.P. Morgan library.  The letters were still crisp and the ink a stark black.  Yet I am sure that many people felt that the Bible was supposed to be written out by hand and illuminated -- which is actually how I write my books.  Except the illuminations are just doodles.  

Perhaps I have a form of hysteria that cannot be cured by friendly gadgets like this astonishing laptop.  This other book at my elbow has a cover with a pebbly green texture.  The pages have the smell of clean old paper.  Perhaps instead of smelling salts one has only to open a well kept old book beneath her nose . . .   
 

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Hayley commented on 24-Mar-2011 08:06 AM
It is evident that you physically write your books and that you revere books...it is the chime and charm in every word. My favorite quote by you is, "The point of books is to have way too many but to always feel you never have enough or the right one at
the right moment." Books are a balm and I will always slather my life with them.
Marian commented on 16-Apr-2011 11:52 PM
Getting rid of electronic junk may be symptom of hysteria but also is cure. n'est-ce pas? That and a little April sap. I love my neighborhood book store. xoxoxo
Paul commented on 06-Jun-2011 10:01 AM
Maybe we need to go back to the days of vacuum tubes... They keep the place warmer in the winter, and they have a nice glow. About 40 years ago, back in high school, I had a shop class where I built a shortwave radio with tubes. Even then tubes were already
obsolete, but schools are known for harboring stuff obtained from special catalogs of obsolete stuff that nobody but school officials would buy. I've had trouble with older iMacs that have a slot to take the CD (or DVD). They take the disc, then sit there
muttering and groaning softly for a while, then spit it out. Were they deciding on the quality of the content? I recently got a couple of Tivo machines for very cheap at a thrift store, because they contain regular disk drives that can be salvaged. One of
them had a very large drive, but under testing it showed some strange errors that took too long to sort out. I can't tell yet if it will be reliable. (And don't get me started on cell phones! I've gotten my usage down to 2000 minutes a year for under $80.)
I tire of laboring for the unforgiving machines. Have they saved us any time that can be enjoyed away from them all? Back to the practical, everyday world for a minute - One warning: back up your work! If you knew your machine would be hit by lightning tomorrow,
what would you save? (Old proverb - all that you really own is what would survive a shipwreck.) One piece of technology I'll need to find the bookstore next time - a good GPS. Last time, I was up and down many blind alleys with only a torn map for navigation.
Louise erdrich commented on 02-Jul-2011 07:25 PM
Paul -- Thank you for the suggestion on the place to bring my stuff -- I've put a couple of things out for Solid Waste on recycling day. But I am not sure whether they actually recycle the stuff or just junk it somewhere -- I now back everything up. I
used to back up my stuff on floppy discs until a young person I was sending a file to was completely flustered and said . . . just . . . how . . . floppy????? I now have stacks of floppy discs and CDs. Best Buy will recycle old CDs -- and the Kenwood Green
Team will take old DVDs and music CDs to sell for its green school initiative.
Paul commented on 16-Jul-2011 01:50 PM
Some newer computers don't have floppy drives. That way, they can leave out some "legacy" electronics from the innards and save money. Floppy disks aren't reliable at all for the long-term, anyway. Even though I'm a "late adopter" of technology in order
to save money, I've moved from floppies to CD's to DVD's to flash drives (and flash cards). The store Micro Center has all kinds of backup media, and flash card readers, for the lowest prices I've seen at a local store. For your most valuable stuff (e.g.,
unpublished manuscripts), make two backups, maybe on two different media, and keep one at a different location, like someone else's home or even a safe deposit box.
ann commented on 17-Jul-2011 05:28 PM
No longer will cursive writing be taught in some places and I can not read mine as soon as it gets cold. No computer guro for sure as too darn old to learn quickly but can sure click on e-bay and Amazon to charge up much on that old credit card..Old books
don't even have to be well kept up to make my day and even many of my nights as one of your characters read into the night so do I. What can I do to write that book that has been in my head these many years? About that shipwreck, to the memory nothing is ever
lost. That old Hunter Moon must be making me even more nostalgic and will be glad for hot August Nights and chokecherry moon. Will be so glad to see your horses..
aradhana commented on 03-Sep-2011 05:53 AM
dear mam greetings i am from india and have moved into a research project on indigeneity issues in native litt could you pls favour suggesting titles on literary history of native writings in canada and as to how the texts could be procured kindly revert
on aradhana.jnit@gmail.com regards and anticipation yours faithfully aradhana
aradhana commented on 16-Nov-2011 10:33 AM
aradhana commented on 03-Sep-2011 05:53 AM dear mam greetings i am from india and have moved into a research project on indigeneity issues in native litt could you pls favour suggesting titles on literary history of native writings in canada and as to
how the texts could be procured kindly revert on aradhana.jnit@gmail.com regards and anticipation yours faithfully aradhana
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Future of the Book as More Junk

Louise Erdrich - Wednesday, February 16, 2011
When I tell strangers that I work from home, the women are the ones who say, "I couldn't do that because I'd always be cleaning.  I'd never get anything done."  Which is why I strenuously try not to clean before I go upstairs to my garret, put on my fingerless gloves, and begin to write.  Recently, however, I've been sneak cleaning.  I have been trying to get rid of electronic junk.  In this house there has occurred a buildup of old computers, CD players, cameras, games, tape players, hard drives, computer printers and a copy machine from 1990 -- a work horse that just gave up.  All of these items are made of supremely toxic stuff and it isn't easy to find a place that will recycle it all.  

One reason I've thought kindly of electronic reading devices, even though we as a bookstore are devoted to the book as a book, was the thought of saving trees.  But now when I look at my bags of once cutting edge electronic rubbish, I also imagine all of the Kindles, Nooks, E Readers and other book substitutes that will get dropped, waterlogged, stepped on, smashed, or just become an old thing like any other piece of charmless crap.  

I have lots of old books, too.  I have my first William Faulkner set of mass market paperbacks bought in a basement bookstore in Harvard Square.  I have my first edition of Felix Cohen's Handbook of American Indian Law.  I have an old Materia Medica from the attic of our house in Wahpeton, North Dakota, which gives me twenty remedies for female hysteria.  I am tempted to keep listing the marvels that populate my bookshelves, but I'm on a mission here.  Does anybody want an iLamp, a seven pound Walkman, or a Tandy Stereo Mate? 

Comments
Amy commented on 16-Feb-2011 05:47 PM
Don't need the seven pound Walkman, but would happily take the Materia Medica off your hands. :-)
Louise commented on 17-Feb-2011 11:58 AM
Sorry Amy, but the Materia Medica doesn't go unless you take the first scanner ever made, the Jetson looking iMac, and the weight lifter's Walkman. But I'll give you my personal remedy for female hysteria -- a compress of dark chocolate applied directly to the tongue. Repeat until calm.
Susan White commented on 17-Feb-2011 01:10 PM
I LOVE my Boss.
Susan Feathers commented on 19-Feb-2011 08:01 AM
Louise you are a beacon. Light the way to the electronic purge! I've been clearing my soul in the bright fire of your adult and children's books. My quest: to one day visit Birchbark Books.

Carry on!
Amy Daniels Moehle commented on 19-Feb-2011 12:37 PM
Trade you our SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) fighting sunrise lamp for another hysteria remedy...

Thank you Louise for everything. You continue to inspire and focus us. My daughters were interviewed by our NPR station and I love to listen as my oldest shares her take on books and your books in particular. (listen here if you feel like it http://ipr.interlochen.org/arts-and-culture/episode/7335 --the interview includes pretty cool fact we learned about Diane Rehm, did you know she didn't read a full book until she was 21?)

My girls are not swayed --like I once was-- by gadgets. You three remind me not to forget how precious our books really are... I think I may go and try to do a little cleaning now or try your hysteria remedy!
Louise commented on 25-Feb-2011 03:15 PM
Thanks for all of the comments. Thanks for the Love, Susan! Back at you, bright fires, one and all. I was so cheered by these comments that I'm not going to need that Happy Lamp. Anyway, I am preoccupied with inventing and testing more female hysteria recipes. Looking into the eyes of my dog seems to work surprising well, (second to the chocolate compress.) I look at him and think -- why the hell does he trust me? And then I feel mysteriously calm and trustworthy.
gondal-girl.blogspot.com commented on 03-Mar-2011 09:25 PM
The thing I always think about with electrical equipment, is that it never has any soul. When I think of old books I am always imagining who owned them, what tone the inscription was written in, the life the book had before it landed on my shelf. I am with you Louise, lets purge the old electronic crap and nuture the souls of books
Dolores commented on 04-Mar-2011 09:16 AM
I must admit that I got a Kindle as a gift from Ron who thought he was being very forward thinking since I was declutering as well. So far I have downloaded a Bible (compact!) and a word game that I am using to ward off alzheimers. I'd take a book any day.
Nancy commented on 23-Mar-2011 03:11 PM
Bravo Louise! Bravo Susan! Bravo Birchbark Books! Books Forever!
ann commented on 21-Apr-2011 02:43 PM
Susan, We all love your boss and we love you, too. Spose we love our local bookstores, too.
Paul commented on 06-Jun-2011 10:08 AM
The nearest free recycling place is probably the Hennepin County site in Bloomington - 1400 West 96th St. They take almost all electronics, and a lot of other stuff, like paint and chemicals. You just have to show ID that shows that you live in Hennepin.
Staffan Jansson commented on 11-Jun-2011 12:41 PM
First of all, I have read all of your books in swedish translation, all of them that is translated of course. After the Antelope Wife they did not translate them anymore. That makes a lot of swedish readers missing something. Especially because everything
is revealed at first in "Last report..." and just because all of the books are the least good reading. And of course good reading is the least to say. I then must read the other books in english and that is ok, but of course there are things that will be obscure
to me. Anyhow, here in Sweden, in this city where I live we have an artist who is obsessed with painting birches and birch stems, and birch bark and all sorts or birches he knows about. His name is Mikael BrĂ¥ne and he of course is just painting birch because
he cannot do else. Of Course. http://mikaelbrane.com/. Personnally I like the first part of the Painted drum most. At least just for the moment. regards Staffan J
Anonymous commented on 20-Jun-2011 05:45 PM
More junk!
Louise erdrich commented on 02-Jul-2011 07:35 PM
Dear Staffan -- thanks. I didn't know the translations had stopped with Antelope Wife. I will see what happened. I think your artist friend would like the bookstore as so much is made of birch. The birch wood was blown down in a storm, so it was never
cut, just rescued from a woodpile and crafted.
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Emily Johnson is a City Pages Artist of the Year!

Birchbark Books - Wednesday, January 05, 2011

By Alec Soth
We are so excited!

Birchbark bookseller and extraordinary choreographer, dancer, director, writer, etc  Emily Johnson graces the cover of the 2010 edition of the City Pages Artists of the Year. Emily says she is flattered and honored to be selected alongside such locally and internationally recognized artists as Marina Abramovic, Ryan Olson, M.I.A., Alec Soth, Robyn, and Banksy. Alec Soth, world-renown photographer whose work was recently featured at the Walker Art Center, took the cover photo. Emily's latest work, The Thank-you Bar (recently performed at the Northrop Auditorium in Minneapolis) has been receiving the acclaim of audiences and critics alike. Emily is of Native Alaskan (Yup'ik) descent, which richly informs her creative work.

Find out all about Emily by visiting her website at catalystdance.com.

Have a look at her Press page to read about her selection as a City Pages Artist of the Year, her experience shooting with Alec Soth, and to see some of the alternate cover images.

Check out the Productions page to see video excerpts of The Thank-you Bar, her current work-in-progress Niicugni, and her many previous works (don't miss the video Wingspan 5' 2").

See the Catalyst Presents and Collaborations pages to find out about Emily's collaborations with painter Carolyn Lee Anderson (also a Birchbark Staffer!) and the musical duo BLACKFISH.

Finally, make sure you visit Emily's Facebook page, where you will quickly decide that you Like her. 

Congratulations, Emily! We are so proud of you!

Comments
Mary commented on 11-Jan-2011 09:10 AM
Bravo to Emily and to Birchbark for creating a haven for artists and readers. Dance on.
Louise commented on 09-Apr-2011 09:57 AM
Not only is Emily an utterly compelling artist with an outrageous, strangely sweet creative spirit, but it is a joy to have her selling books at Birchbark Books. Welcome back!
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